I got a call from my sister in law just as I was heading out the door for work today. She had numerous insurance questions, and I answered them all to the best of my ability. Now, having taken said call in my hustle bustle-hurry scurry state, I set my phone on the counter afterward to make sure I had everything I needed before I headed out the door ( Read more... )

Hey, I didn't say it, Christopher did. Although in his defense, he was being partially facetious ( Read more... )

Also, Batman Does Not Have A "Jet Belt". You Can't Just Make Sh*t Up For The Sake Of Your Word Problem

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get hit by a bus. Again, just so we can cover all our bases ( Read more... )

Four a.m. I awoke to a horribly potent stench. It was so thick and noxious that my eyes wouldn't stop stinging and burning. Someone had hit a skunk, and Mr. Pepe Le Pew Roadkill had filled every inch of my apartment with his malodorous smell ( Read more... )

As Danny Glover once said, "I'm getting too old for this [stuff]".

But for any of you paying attention, how are you doing today? What's up?

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Becca: I don't go around advertising the fact that I watch illegal movies on my computer.
Me: Yeah, like porn!
Becca: Porn's not illegal.
Me: :O

I just spent the last hour or more coding and prepping a post full of pictures (don't worry they were under a cut, I wasn't going to kill your flist viewing with them), when with just the wrong keystroke I erased it all. *headdesk headdesk headdesk ( Read more... )

So, me being tired, me being a lazy pile of blah? Yeah, pretty sure that's allergies. Oh I've been taking my spray and pills faithfully, but sometimes they do little to squelch the drowsy, dopey, no-get-up-and-go that floods my days. I believe it was explained to me as nasal membranes being inflamed, and so you feel perpetually, stuffy, cloudy, and ( Read more... )

Sorry guys, I will catch up with you soon, I promise. I went right to bed after work last night, was out of it all this morning, and now I feel dead exhausted at work and I've only been here two hours. *Sigh*

I have no clue where all my energy is being siphoned off to.

I will catch up with you all by Tuesday at the latest.

Peace,
Tired Boy
Red